the biggest red herring of this show is the opening theme’s montage. A head’s up: This mini-dissertation is full of spoilers because I’m digging through every detail about this show in order to figure out how the hell the opening credit scene…

Dear Parents, Students, and Staff, Hello to the people who have been complaining about us on Twitter and Facebook, In order to adhere to social distancing guidelines, we have elected to cancel our school board meeting and issue this statement instead. We are terrified to catch this virus, so we…

After we’ve drunk a bottle of fancy wine at our weekly dinner party, George will sit down at the baby grand to play us piano renditions of his favorite 90s R&B hits. I will lovingly refer to these sessions as “Clooney Tunes.” …

It’s getting pretty crazy out there with all this hype about COVID-19 (FYI, this is the official name, so you should really stop using the term coronavirus… please) but we here at Corona’s headquarters are laid back as ever and encourage everyone to just relaxxxx, man! …

A fun game to play at your next happy hour or slumber party. Full House Father Figures: Danny, Uncle Jesse, Joey Songs to Sing as an Impromptu Choir on the Bus: “All Star” by Smash Mouth, “Thong Song” by Sisqo, “Mambo №5” by Lou Bega Prized Items: N64, Discman, Vtech…

Why didn’t Amy Sherman-Palladino ask for my input? Disclaimer: I know I’m posting this about two and a half years too late but I’m still upset about it. This CW classic from the early aughts has a loyal, devoted fan base that was reignited and expanded upon the show streaming…

The world really would be my oyster… whatever that means. — 5:00 am: Wake up without hitting the snooze button; take a moment to enjoy hearing the birds chirping. 5:05 am: Put on some cute, fair-trade yoga clothes. Master a headstand. 5:30 am: Make a breakfast recipe that’s been on my “Whole 30” Pinterest board for three years. Spontaneously add nutmeg…